"You've got red on you."

What gives the Queen the right to hold her jubilee on my birthday?

I don’t mean to sound rude but my birthday is only once a year (you could argue her diamond jubilee is somewhat rarer being on a 60yr cycle, but for my sake let’s not) and I would like to celebrate it in peace—instead I’ll have to make do with randy chavs singing in the streets just because the ocassion gives them a half-decent excuse to get pissed.

One is not amused.

(Source: disneynasty, via richiecloud)

(Source: dieyoungandsavey0urself)

In my exam today it asked me to list examples of multiculturalism.

And so, with little revision, I used my common sense and mentioned how my local town has a Tunisian market sometimes.

I don’t know what’s worse; the fact that I failed my exam or the fact that the exam has officially proved I do not have common sense.

(Source: really-lame, via space-bees)

really-lame:

“Well, I didn’t think Phantom Menace was that bad.”

kimjongillookingatthings:

looking at a plant

coolene:

tadfield:

i bet you thought i was quality when you followed me　

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It’s my brother’s 5th birthday today and my family are just about to give him a M&S caterpillar cake.

A FUCKING CATERPILLAR CAKE. I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT. AND IT’S FROM MARKS AND SPARKS SO IT WILL TASTE EVEN BETTER.

(Source: mrgolightly)

This is what I call class.

Just wait till the dancing kicks off.

(Source: hitchcocked)

(Source: grilledchez, via thegoodfilms)